Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.
A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. “Hey kid,” he shouted. “Why don’t you go outside and play?”
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers,
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. 2. Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop 3. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness” 4. Spot! Spot! Comeback with that! Bad Dog! 5. Wait a minute,
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t know their plans.
Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don’t bother – I’ll ask her myself.
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House. He walked in and was assigned a young girl with a body that got him “up” immediately. As soon as they reached the room, he started ripping her clothes off