An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on the floor and he falls down.As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, “If you put a little
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door and told when to jump” “My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed.The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that ight that they would each get to choose the method by which they would die. The choices were: lethal injection, electric
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium — he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field. About halfway through
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks like deer tracks”, said one blonde.”No, it looks like maybe a cow track,” another blonde suggested.”Actually, I think they are just dog tracks,” the third blondeoffered.They were still arguing when the train hit them!