A foursome is waiting at the men’s tee when another foursome of ladiesare hitting from the ladies tee.The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is readyto hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks itanother ten feet and looks
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORECASTGET IT? hahaha
As two boys were passing the rectory, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball. “Is this yours” he asked “Did it do any damage” asked one of the boys “No” replied the minister “Then it’s mine !”
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college. So he came up with a fair way to choose who was to get the money. He called both of his sons into a room and gave them each a retarded
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband. Standing near the casket, a mourner keeps repeating, “At last they’re together. At last they’re together.”A mourner whispers, “Why are you making such a tumult? She was a tramp even when Nick was alive. What’s with
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance.The second,a lion,based his claim on his strength. No animal in the forest dared to
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up to the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he decided to call it a day when