Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,’ Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father’s the one who dug the hole for it.’ Bill wasn’t impressed, ‘ Well, that’s nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father’s the one who killed it
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.The frog hopped into the princess lap and said: Elegant Lady, I
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself without help from her mother. She said, “And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail.”
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave through your opponents.”Luke was a shy fellow, but blurted out, “I suppose it all comes from early training, sir. You see, my mom used to take me shopping
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes.””I’m sorry sir.”, said the ticket agent, “We don’t allow animals in the theater.”The old farmer went around
Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices. Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them “Hey, less noise!, don’t you know it’s three o’clock in the morning!”
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that you may have encountered. Whenever there’s a multiple choice, pick the one that works best for your situation and use it. You’ll be surprised how effective this form can be!========================================================Deara) Momb) Dadc) love of my lifed)