If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. * Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. * For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. * He
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers, “241.” “That is wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. ‘ Would you like another cookie ?’ she asked. ‘Yes, please,’ replied Jimmy. ‘What good manners you have,’ said his Gran. ‘ I do like to hear young people say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’.’ ‘I’ll say them both if
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a Bar Room and the others a BARRROOOOOOOMMMM!!!!
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATING – the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at the same speed beside his truck.Though he thought this odd, the man decided to speed up so he wouldn’t cause an accident with the chicken.The man