I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So one day in 8th grade i asked one of my teachers to write me up. And he did. When i got home my mom was sleeping and my dad was in the living room. I handed
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Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she becomes more and more concerned until at 8 p.m. the husband finally pulls into the driveway. “What happened?” says the wife.
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake
Mum: Haven’t you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet. It’s really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.”I’m not aware of your problem,” the doctor said. “So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.””Of course,” replied the patient… “In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth…”