Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite photo. – Yo Mama’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family. – Yo Mama’s so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. – Yo Mama’s so fat,
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods. Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit into a sand trap. All the while, he’d noticed that the club professional had
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms. I went to the busiest one and did my usual medicine cabinet snooping and found some Icee Hot behind the mirror. So, on my way out I smeared the
Ben’s dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ‘ What are the holes for ?’ Ben asked. ‘They’re knot holes,’ said his dad. ‘What are they, then, if they’re not holes ?’ asked Ben.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room,
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.”No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD!”She
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The following day, a friend asked him if he would like to do it again.He replied, “No thanks, I’m not into recycling.”