Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ? Son: Easy. I have two ears!
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at home until the age of33.3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.Three Proofs that Jesus was Irish:1. He never got married.2. He never held a steady
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the other 8 hold up the mirrors.
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. She was always an earlyriser (as in 5:00 a.m.). My father had to get up at7:00 for work. She went around the house and set allthe clocks to 9:25 or so, then ran
Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. ‘ Oh you’re so stupid!’ shouted Dick. ‘Dick!’ said their father, ‘that’s quite enough of that! Now say you’re sorry.’ ‘OK,’ said Dick. ‘Jane, I’m sorry you’re stupid.’
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage