Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.I am in shape. Round’s a shape!Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot,
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding herpet cat in her arms.”Hey, lady,” yells Larry, “Throw me the cat.””No,” she cries, “It’s too far.””I play football, I can catch him.”The smoke
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you, you’re screwed.
Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ? He was dense and wet !
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, “and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull.””That’s a shame.” said his friend , “How did it happen?””She wouldn’t eat the
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come outgolfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”Second Guy: “That’s