A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings. It is her husbands best friend and she invites him in. Since she is in her bathrobe the man says to her “you have the nicest breasts”. She says
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess what? His penis rejected it!
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!
How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.
Janet: What’s the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don’t know. Janet: I’m glad I didn’t send you to pick up my birthday cake !
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won?t be.3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.4. When she stops to open her mouth, it seems it is
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired ofdoing it with his wife all the time, theother not having it done for a long time. Anyways the married one goes up andcomes down and says ” My wife is muchbetter”. “Allright” goes the other