Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it’s part of my homework. ‘If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left.
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure and think of home3. You know what 4-H is4. You ever went to “headlight parties”5. You used to drag “main”6. You said the ‘f’ word and your parents knew within the hour7. You schedule parties around
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it! 🙂
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the 1SG said: “Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see.” The CO said “I see millions of stars.” 1st Sgt.: “And what does that tell you,
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like a pint of blood.” The second vampire says,”I’d like a pint of blood, too.” Then the third vampire says,”I’d like a pint a plasma.” Then the bartender says,”OK, so let me get this straight, you want
On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. ‘I come from a one-parent family,’ said one little girl proudly. ‘That’s nothing. Both my parents remarried after they got divorced. I come from a four parent
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery late this morning in central Poland.Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.