The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft. “Obviously the Air Force knows there’sno such thing as a ‘perfectly good aircraft,’” the irritated officer finally countered one afternoon, “because they pay you bastards four times as much
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, “I am sorry but we can’t serve strings here.”The string goes home, ties himself in a knot, and messes up his hair. He goes back to the bar about an hour later, sits down
Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. ‘Whatever’s the matter ?’ asked her mother. ‘I don’t know,’ replied Mary, ‘but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.’
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, “Just what the hell you are doing?!””Well,” said the guy, “you see, I’m a chiropractor and I could
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None. Let the wife cook in the dark.A man rushes into his house and yells to
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want to join the Navy, son?””My father said it’d be a good idea, sir.””Oh? And what does your father do?””He’s in the Army, sir.”
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him, “Do you wanna drink?”And the man replies, “Nah, Man Im not drinking anymore. I was so drunk last night