Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can’t read his paper. Jackie: Wow, I’m only eight and I can read it
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession. The older priest tells the new man, for things like stealing, give 5 hail mary’s, and for sleeping with the neighbours, 10 hail mary’s.So the new priest is taking confession one day. The first man
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital? He’s the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan. ===========================Why don’t Italians have acne? It slides off. ==========================Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named him
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the wheel. “Your jeep stuck, sir?” askedthe lieutenant as he pulled alongside.”Nope,” replied the colonel, coming over and handing him thekeys, “*Yours* is.”
Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows 2000” will be delayed until the second quarter of1901.
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don’t bite your nails. Don’t fidget. Don’t interrupt. Don’t belch. If we did any of the don’ts, we knew we’d disqualify ourselves instantly. But some job applicants go light years