Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.Q: Why did the blonde
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master Chief Barneshas the heart of a tiny child . . . on his desk . . . in a jar.”Without missing a beat, Master Chief Barnes snarled, “Goddamned if they don’t find out EVERY little thing
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar,
Trevor: That’s a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home.
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You can yell to your mom, “Hey, Aunt Betty!” Your kids fight with the dogs for their dinner. You’ve ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature. More than one living
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the ghetto. When he turned 18 hejoined the Marines, but old habits die hard and one night thesergeant found him rummaging around the garbage and eatingout of the discarded cans and jars.”On your free, Lizard Pecker,” he
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see’s a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of