Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!
Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
10. “Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats” 9. “Mary Poppins A Cap In Your Ass” 8. “Bitch-Slapping Miss Daisy” 7. “How Stella Got Her Groove Back 2: Whoopi Goldberg’s Bikini Wax” Oh, for God’s sake. I’m sorry we had to print that one.6. “Peyote Ugly” 5. “Circumcision:
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his ankles…
Yo Mama’s so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. “But why do we have to hurry?” said one. “Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line’”.
Have you seen the bus website? Yes – it’s just the ticket!