How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.
What “bus” crossed the ocean? Columbus.
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any from her husband. So he gives her some pills and says ?they are experimental pills, put two into his coffee and see what happens?. So she does and the next morning come back and says “the
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don’t talk…
Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine.
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a cop starts to chase them. They rush off and crash into the side of a barn, they immediately jump out of the car and hide under potatoe sacks. The cop runs in after them, and the