There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.One day
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case in point: The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court records nationwide…1) Was that the same nose you broke as a child?2) Now, doctor, isn?t it true that when a person dies in his
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower. – Yo mama’s so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her. – Yo mama’s so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock. – Yo mama’s so hairy,
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light.However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electricbulbs don’t emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbsdark suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labsspokesperson, proves
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: What was the blonde psychic’s greatest achievment?A: An IN-body experience!Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Humpme Dumpme. Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?A: Shine a flashlight in
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster & killed it.He decided that he should go & tell the farmer, so he got out
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when he heard a tiny voice calling to him. “Hey, mister! Pssst, mister!” Dad looked all around, and spotted a little frog sitting in the grass looking up at him.”Hey mister,” said the frog. “A wicked witch