One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re having sex. He asks what they’re doing and the father says “we’re playing poker” and the mother says “& I’m his partner”.He then goes into his grandparents room and asks what they’re doing. The grandfather says
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50 atoms of hydrogen to the star system at the top of the list, cross off that star system, then put your star system at the bottom of the list and send it to 100 other star
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex? A: Kick open the car door. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room. Q: What do blondes say after sex?
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social Worker.They notice that there are only three seats left on the last lifeboat and there are three children standing nearby.Social worker – “We should give these seats to the children”.
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on the job.Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? Women can see
English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplantnor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffinsweren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats arecandies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.We