Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit down before the other guy gets off.
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power. “Pollution? It’s those damn trees.”Jay Leno
The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question, “Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?” they stiffened and hesitated. Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, “I do.”
Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can’t do that one. He hasn’t said what size his crocodile takes!
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, “What man out there will buy a lady a drink?”The whole bar goes dead silent,
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left, how do they sit???They turn it upsidedown.Sent by GC