Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little legs open!!!!
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says “I gotta go use the can.” So he wonders off to the bathroom and is gone for 5 … 10… 20 minutes. Well his friend gets pissed off and goes in to get him. He
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for the first time that the average user of their operating system encounters error messages at least several times a day, Microsoft is trying to take financial advantage of the unavoidable opportunity to
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever cum across.
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the behind and a “Nice hustle, you’ll get’em next time” would pretty much do it. Valentine’s Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. On Groundhog Day, if
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and very dark. The drunkfails to see an open grave and falls into it. He tries toclimb out of it, but it is too deep and the rain has turnedthe dirt to mud
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey” Now I’d have time to clean my house And see if I still had a spouseIt started out with weird frustrations Combined with mild heart palpitations And then my ankles began to swell Withdrawal symptoms from