If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.
Q : What’s the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US’s got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia’s got Mahathir, no cash, no hope and bloody wonder!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play – normally one club and two balls.2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels just like my wife’s ass.”The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin,”You know, you’re right!”
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your backup tape. (You DO have a backup tape?)5. That’s SOOOOO bizarre.6. Wow!! Look at this…7. Hey!! The Suns don’t do this.8. Terminated?!?9. What software license?!?10. Well, it’s doing SOMETHING…11. Wow…that seemed fast…12. I
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in back…
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window, watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic