What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy bucket to stick your bone into.
A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. “Darling, it was just a shark,” said his wife when he came to. “You’ve got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere.”
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,”So they turned around and went home.
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot.One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly, and she was absolutely gorgeous.He began to like her and after
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heaven they were greeted by St. Peter.St. Peter said “Excuse me ladies, but before I let you in… I must know what you were doing when you died… you see Heaven has