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Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by JC
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!””What did you do?” the other nuns asked.”Well, of course I threw them in the trash,” she
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.”I’m afraid I don’t have a husband” she replies. “O.K. do you have a boyfriend?” asks the Midwife. “No, no boyfriend either.””Do you
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Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don’t!Mongo: I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink…I get drunk…I fall down. No problem!
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York.The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her