Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances.
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl, “Nothing but the best for my little kitten.”The girl at the cash register said, “I’m sorry,
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you suddenly realize you just dropped the company’s deposit in a mailbox and gave her your mail.As a woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, “I waited on the last fat
A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four very expensive drinks. The bartender serves them on a silver tray, setting all four in front of the patron. The man then consumes all four drinks in a matter of seconds.
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid,” answers the woman. “We don’t have a maid,” says the man. The woman says, “I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.” The man says, “Well, this
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the result. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural history museum.”I’ve just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!” the excited scientist exclaimed.To