Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid of flying off the handle!Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?A. Dayscare centers.Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?A. His ghoul friend.Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?A. I Scream.Q. What do witches
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rpsand after a quick calculation on the calculator, was given $50.45 witha typical “service” smile and “Have a nice day!”The Indian promptly spent this and returned the next
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, “Do you still get horny?”The other replies, “Oh sure I do.” The first old lady asks, “What do you do about it?” The second old lady replies, “I suck a lifesaver.” After a few
Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true….Comet cleans sinks!
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled them over and went up to the vehicle. He then noticed it was the local preacher, Father McBrian. The officer then asked him why he was swerving all over the road. He said he wasn’t.The
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,”Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.””Because,” the man says, “I live in a two-story house.”The Judge replies, “What kind of a reason is that! What’s the big
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. “You’ll never get that worm back in his hole,” said the old man. Suddenly, Billy had an idea. He ran into the laundry room and came back with a