Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don’t know who it’s from.
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.”What are you doing?” his mother asked.”The box says you can’t eat them if the seal is broken,” the Boy
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I’m from the BBC and I’m gathering material for a documentary about the way of life in the remote parts of
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns. She said, “There was a man in the convent last night.” 99 of the nuns go ohhh, and 1
How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern.
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chance, It goes – spic….spic….spic….nigga…nigga…nigga…nigga………chink!