On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place”(why…a duh!)On an infant’s bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.(ah-ha! So that’s what happened to my little sister!)On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.(oh sure…now they
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on-the-spot lecture, on a theme starting on a letter which is alotted to him.The man gets an S, and chooses to give his impromptu lecture on Sex. Coming home and reporting to his wife,
What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . .
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at least you’re good at other things8. Do you think it’ll fit in my old Barbie? clothes?7. My li’l brother has one like that.6. Are you cold?5. ::giggles::4. Maybe we should just be friends3. Can you make
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I Will Not Pass This Way Again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It is a good
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around