A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter…He first tells her that the only way she can get through the gate is to pass a quite simple test.”What is The Son Of God’s name?” he asks.She thinks for a minute, rubbing her chin
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper,” the accountant replied.Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. “Do not let them
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn’t know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.The old man wrote to his son about it and received this reply. “ForHeavens SAKES, don’t dig up that garden, that’s where I buried theGUNS!!!At
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, “Sure son, but don’t look up and don’t look down.”So they’re taking a shower and the kid reaches up for the soap and he says, “Woo mama! What are those?”She says, “Those are
Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. “I’m not drawing, Mom,” she said indignantly, “I’m writing a letter to Fred.” “But you can’t write,” Mom pointed out. “That’s all right,” said Betty, “Fred can’t read.”
Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He’s the stiff one.
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, “Give me one with everything”.So the vender makes him a hotdog with everything, hands it to the Buddhist Monk.The Buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill, the vender takes it, puts it in his cash