What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say it to confuse people)
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits for his car to be fixed. He finds a very small hotel and walks in.He asks the man at the counter, “Do you have any rooms available?”The man
Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with “I.” Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say “I am.” Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.8. God knew that Adam would never go out and
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the aussie said, “Over there we shear them”.The kiwi replied, “Mate, I’m not shearing this with innyone”
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. “I don’t understand why you girls can’t understand the male sex organ. You’ve had it pounded into you all semester!”