1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I’m overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they’re sending their turkey to the White House!
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going to be a hell of a blow job!
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a gust ofwind blew her dress above her waist. “A bit airy, isn’t it?” remarked the American. Hearing this, the Cockney girl replied indignantly,”‘Ell yes! What did you expect – feathers?!”
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, “I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar.”The cucumber said to the pickle, “Well everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get
I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really – who was it from?!