Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide:”How large is the population here?””Around 1.5 billion” — the guide answersAmerican, After a short pause: “So, what else do you do here?”
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway. “Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen and I must have sex
An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her. `Wait a minute,’ he said, `you’ve written the address upside down.’ `I know,’ said the little old lady, `the letter is going to
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can’t afford any more pork.
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A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hooker looking at him.He stops, bangs on the window and says,”So, what does this cost ??!!”.And the hooker replies,”25 dollars !!”.And the Pollock said ,”Hmm, that’s not a lot of money for insulatedwindows !!”.