There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands.He tells a frog to jump. The frog jumps 30 feet. He writes in his log book, frog jumps 30 feet.Then he cuts off one leg. He gives the same command to frog. It jumps
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, “And get me a whisky, you cow!”The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall cockroach standing on his doorstep. The cockroach punched Pete between the eyes and scampered off.The next evening, Pete was sitting at home wen the doorbell rang. When he answered the door,
Q: Why did the witch’s mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other missed!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.”The old man
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:General Practitioners know nothing and do little.Surgeons know little and do everything.Internists know everything and do nothing.Pathologists know everything and can do everything, but it’s usually too late.