Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant. Through out the coversation the topic of sex and pregnancy comes up, finally culminating in each one discussing their respective fetus’ and the manner of conception.The first brunette says “I know I am going to
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What is your name?” Was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.”John,” the new guy replied.The manager scowled, “Look, I don’t know what kind of a mamby-pamby place
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper”Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the concierge.”Toilette pepper!”
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got the best orthopedic surgeon in town to do the operation, which consisted of lining up the broken hip and putting in a screw to secure it.The operation went smoothly, and the doctor sent the business man
Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn’t know who it was from.
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, “Are you ready to order?” Clinton replies, “Yes, I’d like a quickie.” “A quickie?!?” the waitress replies. “Sir, given the current situation of your personal life