I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than most.The clerk said, “It’s made in Germany”.I said, “That’s too bad, I can’t use it then”.The clerk said, “What’s the matter? You don’t like German pens?”I
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.””Oh, no. Give me the good news, I guess,” Dan replied.”They’re going to name a disease after you.”
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car driving down the road and there is a fatal accident. There in only one survivor. Who is it?A: The perfect woman – Santa Claus is made up and there’s no such thing as the perfect man!
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down Under’ means something entirely different
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past. The blonde looked a the doctor, smiled seductively, and murmured in a very sexy voice, “Hi there handsome. How ya doing?”She then wiggled her backside and walked off.”Who was
Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken. His father wrote back saying, ‘In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.’ Josh wrote back, ‘To tell the truth, I didn’t think much of it either.