Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. “Hey,” cried the foreman, “what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?” “Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend,” explained Braxton, “but he can’t
Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the bartender, “Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!”And the bartender is like “Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY sell Coors here!” And the man is like “But I have to drink something OTHER than Coors!!See, last night I
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head up real fast and say:”…in JESUS’ name…AMEN!”(he-he…how can they yell at you for this :)ADDENDUM: For some reason, it won’t work in a Synagogue?
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. “Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said. “We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.”Why do we have to learn this stuff?” the frustrated student blurted out.”To save lives,” the professor responded before continuing the lecture.A few minutes later the student spoke up again. “So how
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They’ve been having turkey for years.