A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall. “Big breaths,” I instructed. “Yes, they used to be,” remorse the patient.
Q: Why is Bill Clinton’s economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn’t got a prayer.
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep, but STARK NAKED on a beach blanket. So.. he decided to go down & get some.So after he had done the deed, he flew away. Then Wonderwoman got up and said “What was THAT?” And the
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the church help.2. Thursday night- potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. 3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.4. For those of you who have children and don’t know it,
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very well”The other turns around and replies”Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you’ll get us all killed”Sent by paully
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!” I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs – and I was