How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q: Why is Bill Clinton called “middle of the road Democrat”? A: Because he’s got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play a game, I’ll ask you a question if you get it right I give you 5 dollars.So the other guy says fine if you get it right, I give you 50 dollars, if you get it
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold a real Genie appeared.Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes. The Genie said, “Nope…not these days…I’m only giving out 1 wish because of inflation.
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they are. The first guy says “I’ll find out” and putshis arm out the plane, then brings it back in and says”We’re just over Paris””How do you know” ask the others”Well I’ve just felt the top of
Q: Did you hear that the Clinton’s had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it’s got two left wings.
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the highway. The cop pulled her over because she was so slow and asked her why she didn’t go any faster.She pointed at the sign that said highway 35 on it and said that was the speed