Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
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There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park bench and sleep. Tomorrow he would walk home after he was sober. In the morning two little girls are walking by to go to school when they see
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a “massive internal
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son, things haven’t been going very well and I’m afraid we’ll have to sell your duck. I’m really sorry, but we need the money. I want you to take the duck to town and bring back the
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the