Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can’t find it. He yells up to his wife, ‘Where’s the rake?’She replies by nodding her arms like she can’t hear.So he points to his
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.The firemen yell to the Brunette, “Jump! Jump! It’s your only chance to survive!”The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, “I’m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!”The second says, “Well I’m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!”Then the third rat
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, “Baby girl, I want you to take this last
Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.
Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two–one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.”Didn’t you say at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,”‘ asked the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, “Well,