One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the animals that were for sale there.He walked up to the farmer and said,”Hey, that’s a nice donkey you got there. I think I’ll take it.”The farmer replied,”That’s not a donkey, that’s an ass.”So, the man said,”Okay,
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.””Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them “second class male !”
Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive.No further testing is planned.
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids were laying outside in the mud, still in their pajamas, and empty food boxes were on the kitchen counter.When he opened the door, he found an even bigger mess: dishes on the counter,