Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9. Dragging out boxes that haven’t been used since last season (campinggear, flashlights) 8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores 7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for “specials” 6. Family coming to stay with you 5.
Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They’re called “The Johnson Years”.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted’s penis was twisted like a corkscrew. “Blimey,” Ed said. “I’ve never seen one like that before!” “Like what?” Ted said. “All twisted like a pigs tail” Ed said. “Well what’s
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So in order to get eggs he went and got a rooster. The man he got the rooster form told him that the rooster would screw everything in sight. But the farmer wanted the rooster anyway. So
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.I had a dog once. I spilled spot remover on him, and now he’s gone.I put contact lenses in my dog’s eyes. They had little pictures
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on
Q: What is Clinton’s plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.