Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking a cigarette with a smug grin on its face, the egg looking thoroughly ticked off.The egg looks at the chicken and says,”Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!”
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, “Let’s fly out of the cave and get some blood.””We’re new here,” says the second one. “It’s dark out, and we don’t know where to look. We’d better wait until the other bats go
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere” he pleaded.” — Or just a bed – I don’t care where.” “Well, I do
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face was badly burned. The doctors said they could take the burnt skin and replace it with extra skin.The woman’s husband gladly allowed the doctors to use some skin from his behind.The woman healed beautifully and ask
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.”The other cow replies, “I ain’t worried, it don’t affect