Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose.
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone.She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her with an “after-hours” appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, “Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare I’d really rather have a job.” The social worker behind the counter says, “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from
Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin’s subjects admired him.