I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs.
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, “Honey be very careful when you drive the ball-don’t knock out any windows. It’ll cost us a fortune to fix.”The wife teed up and shanked
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree, that provided them their food. Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree, to see if he could see a rescue boat
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.The store manager, who has seen all this,
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he’s finished.