Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What have you done Tommy O’Connor” said the Priest. “I had sex with a girl””Who was it Tommy?” “I cannot tell you Father, please forgive me for my sin.””Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?” “No Father, please forgive
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part,
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Q: What’s the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.”No laundry” the boy said, “I’m going to wash my dog.””But