She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You don’t love me any more….” “Nonsense, darling,” replied the husband, “you cook better now.”
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I’m a virgin, is there anything you can do to help me”?After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, “Medically, no, but here’s something you can try…on the wedding night,
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a ghoul!
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I’ve seen it on T.V.”He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all got excited about it so they decided to play. They
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.