Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had just gotten jobs as lumber jacks. Well one say they were working along cutting down all the trees that had the big red X on them.As instructed by the foreman they were to yell ‘TIMBER!’ whenever
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.Laying next to each other in intensive care
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who else would want it?
Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said to him, “If it wasn’t for my money, that new television wouldn’t be here. If it wasn’t for my money, that grand piano wouldn’t be here. If it wasn’t for my money, this house wouldn’t be
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house.Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a “Malcom X” shirt, helicopters land on her!
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.Purrson: A male kitty.Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.