Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren’t as successful when they’re not on grass.
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.2. You with your thick face have hurt my instep.3. Gun wounds again?4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.6. Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!7.
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free.”You believe “shallow gene pool” should have it’s own box on the report card.You believe the
|Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer. For reasons that will become apparent, it is recommended for those pilots whose airplanes have large, easily cleaned cabins. Known as the “Cat and Duck Method” of instrument flight, it has received much publicity and
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman’s horse mis-steps and jostles the man’s wife. Once across
Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick.
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk employee was fired: however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for “Termination without Cause.”Actual dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support Employee: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble