Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can’t you do that?” “Gosh,”
Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show, she asks the audience “Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?” and 5 people raise their hand.Then she asks “Who here has ever SEEN a ghost?” and 3 people raise their hand. Then
Have some fun on your next shopping trip, try these…Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like, “Pick Me!! Pick Me!!”Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme to “Mission Impossible”.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “NO, NO! It’s
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.”I was in that new restaurant across the street,” said one. “It’s so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere–it’s so sanitary that the
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.” Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing