Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, ?Hey, who turned off the heater!?
young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I’ve managed to keep it from her while we
Q: Did you know that Clinton’s cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn’t really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die!” she
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is one beer. So he goes up to the bar, hops up on the stool and asks the bartender for a beer.Bartender: “Sorry mister, can’t give it to ya.” Mushroom: “C’mon, just one beer..please?” Bartender: “Nope, can’t
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door.”An’ wot’s this then?” he asked. The dog knocks the basket sharply into the butcher’s shins. “You dumb dog.” As he reaches down to smack
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.